Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table,
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has,
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me
to my doom.'
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service FeeTax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
Someone mentioned to me one day not to long ago that they believe that a natural disaster will not be the end of our time... & I am starting to agree.
I'll just leave the rest up to your imagination....
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Just a Nice Little Poem to
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table,
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has,
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me
to my doom.'
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service FeeTax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
Tax his bed,
Tax the table,
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has,
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me
to my doom.'
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service FeeTax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
I Must Say!!!
Big props to Dr. Laura for practically shouting out to the LDS Church in Utah! Such an awesome woman! Listen to her online at:
http://player.play.it/player/player.html?id=96
Weekdays, Noon-4!
http://player.play.it/player/player.html?id=96
Weekdays, Noon-4!
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
The Happenings
So a few things going on in the Fishy Fam lately.
Firstly I am proud to announce that Drew and I FINALLY got our temple recommends! We can't use them yet but we will be able to in a few short weeks! (after we talk to the stake president)
We are so excited for our sealing although, we wish we could go through the temple faster... we know we are still going to get our chance. :]
This is a sneak peak of Hailey as a flower girl in my friend Alysha's wedding back in March! I think im just as excited as her and her husband are to get these back.
Oka... one of these days im going to do a post strictly on Hailey and her many sleeping positions... it would be funnier if I could get my husbands pictures as a toddler to post next to Haileys... Shes just like her Dad! Most of the pictures Lynne has of Andrew are of him sleeping... in weird places and positions. Its so stinkin cute.
Apparently Hailey thinks we're having a girl... she decided to decorate little Colin, or Lincoln, or Landon in princess stickers. :]
This is at Haileys first Dentist appointment.. There is absolutely no preparing a toddler for the Dentist! Lol.
Hailey usually wears sandals these days bc its the easiest thing to throw on her... I decided she hasn't worn teni shoes lately so I put them on her one day just to get her out of the car 20 minutes later (and running late) to a shoe-less child!
She looks like Daddy when she sleeps... without the snoring, of course. ;)
Making brownies at Oma's house for our Sunday desert.
Hailey trying to kiss Aiden... Aiden always resisting! Good boy Aiden! :D
He's so fascinated with her hair bows. We wont be at his house for even 5 minutes and he already has it out of her hair. Lol... probably bc Gina used to try the ones she made for other people on him when he was little. :]
They are so much fun.
This... ahhh this.... this is my child (exact image of me waking up!) who wakes up with crack-head hair! Lol.. watching Winni the Pooh.
Hailey giving Dad kisses before she goes to bed.
Everything is "pretties" to Hailey, whether it is her toes, a ring, a necklace, and recently mommies ears. So we had to give her a necklace of her own to have.... so now she gets excited when she wears it!
Her new "Hugsss" is still going strong. I hope it lasts. :0)
Firstly I am proud to announce that Drew and I FINALLY got our temple recommends! We can't use them yet but we will be able to in a few short weeks! (after we talk to the stake president)
We are so excited for our sealing although, we wish we could go through the temple faster... we know we are still going to get our chance. :]
This is a sneak peak of Hailey as a flower girl in my friend Alysha's wedding back in March! I think im just as excited as her and her husband are to get these back.
Oka... one of these days im going to do a post strictly on Hailey and her many sleeping positions... it would be funnier if I could get my husbands pictures as a toddler to post next to Haileys... Shes just like her Dad! Most of the pictures Lynne has of Andrew are of him sleeping... in weird places and positions. Its so stinkin cute.
Apparently Hailey thinks we're having a girl... she decided to decorate little Colin, or Lincoln, or Landon in princess stickers. :]
This is at Haileys first Dentist appointment.. There is absolutely no preparing a toddler for the Dentist! Lol.
Hailey usually wears sandals these days bc its the easiest thing to throw on her... I decided she hasn't worn teni shoes lately so I put them on her one day just to get her out of the car 20 minutes later (and running late) to a shoe-less child!
She looks like Daddy when she sleeps... without the snoring, of course. ;)
Making brownies at Oma's house for our Sunday desert.
Hailey trying to kiss Aiden... Aiden always resisting! Good boy Aiden! :D
He's so fascinated with her hair bows. We wont be at his house for even 5 minutes and he already has it out of her hair. Lol... probably bc Gina used to try the ones she made for other people on him when he was little. :]
They are so much fun.
This... ahhh this.... this is my child (exact image of me waking up!) who wakes up with crack-head hair! Lol.. watching Winni the Pooh.
Hailey giving Dad kisses before she goes to bed.
Everything is "pretties" to Hailey, whether it is her toes, a ring, a necklace, and recently mommies ears. So we had to give her a necklace of her own to have.... so now she gets excited when she wears it!
Her new "Hugsss" is still going strong. I hope it lasts. :0)
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Can You Say WOW!
Sixth Grader who schools Lady Gaga!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxDlC7YV5is&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxDlC7YV5is&feature=player_embedded
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Fun With Friends
We've visited the pool a couple times in the past week or so and we got some really cute pictures of Ella and Hailey together! Heather has an awesome underwater camera that wont break even if i use it! (if you know me well you know i break any/all electronic devices i get a hold of... phones, cameras, computers, tv's, ps3's, etc.) She took some cool underwater pics the other day! So keep an eye out for her next few posts. :]
On our way to the pool.
Singing the itsy bitsy spider sure gets their attention.
Ella just busts out dancing out of nowhere! She must get this from her Mom. :)
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Hailey is supposed to be giving Ella kisses here but it looks more like.... "wanna fight!?"
l
l
Heather busted out her cool pool for the girls this morning and we got a few good pics of the girls playing in/around the pool. Then the girls led us over to the swing set to play for a bit before lunch and naps!
Here's Hailey saying, "Ella! Ella! In?"
I love having other little ones around bc if Hailey sees them doing something then she tries it too... last time Heather pulled this pool out Hailey wouldn't go near the water... But Ella jumps right on in! So Hailey finally got in this time!
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And she even poured cold water all over herself! Lol.
.... annnddd... when the girls get bored with one thing they move on to another... This is our water tanks that they use as stages... they think their so funny when they play on them... always trying to see how far away from the Moms they can go!
This is where we ended up... the swings. Another thing Hailey hated... and now... thanks to Ella Bug... LOVES! :D
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Just way too cute! And the day is only half over! :]
Some random pictures i felt like posting... hey... its okay to show off your loved ones!
Hailey playing peek-a-boo at the doctors while waiting for her last shots! No more shots until she's 3! Yiiippppeee!
Mommy and Hailey.. her new thing is... "huuuuuugs"... and when she's done she leans on you to cuddle! Im liking this stage... have to enjoy it before its no more. :/
This was after a long day at church... and then to Oma's house for dinner... When you have 7 Uncles, a few Aunts and Cousins to play with for hours.. This is what they'll do to ya! (Oma and Opa only live a minute and a half away....)
Hailey keeps showing me an old picture of herself at Halloween where I made her cry (im such a mean Mom... i know...) bc i wouldn't let her take her bow off for the picture... So she's crying hard in the picture.... She points and says, "She's kying! Uh-oh... she's kying Mommy!"
This is the picture... But doesn't her bow look so stinking cute though!??! IT BETTER! I payed 8 bucks for that thing!
And I just HAD to post this! Drew, Hailey, and I decided to match on Saturday wearing Angels stuff... aren't they cute. :] Well.. when we were at Target finding some b-day and wedding gifts for parties that night we ran into Andrew's old coach! Ironic... and it just made Andrews day... NOT! This coach played Drew all year and decided to sit him for the first 3 innings of their last game that just so happen to be the championship game and against a team that they smashed on earlier in the season... bc of Andrew's hits off the pitcher... he made a few awesome hits against this pitcher earlier in the season... so Drew has never let anyone forget how their team could have won the championship game (which would've been the first championship the team had ever won...ever) if the stupid coach wouldn't have sat him the first few innings!!!!!! How irritating huh!?!? Anyways.. this pictures cute. :]
On our way to the pool.
Singing the itsy bitsy spider sure gets their attention.
Ella just busts out dancing out of nowhere! She must get this from her Mom. :)
s
Hailey is supposed to be giving Ella kisses here but it looks more like.... "wanna fight!?"
l
l
Heather busted out her cool pool for the girls this morning and we got a few good pics of the girls playing in/around the pool. Then the girls led us over to the swing set to play for a bit before lunch and naps!
Here's Hailey saying, "Ella! Ella! In?"
I love having other little ones around bc if Hailey sees them doing something then she tries it too... last time Heather pulled this pool out Hailey wouldn't go near the water... But Ella jumps right on in! So Hailey finally got in this time!
\And she even poured cold water all over herself! Lol.
.... annnddd... when the girls get bored with one thing they move on to another... This is our water tanks that they use as stages... they think their so funny when they play on them... always trying to see how far away from the Moms they can go!
This is where we ended up... the swings. Another thing Hailey hated... and now... thanks to Ella Bug... LOVES! :D
u
Just way too cute! And the day is only half over! :]
Some random pictures i felt like posting... hey... its okay to show off your loved ones!
Hailey playing peek-a-boo at the doctors while waiting for her last shots! No more shots until she's 3! Yiiippppeee!
Mommy and Hailey.. her new thing is... "huuuuuugs"... and when she's done she leans on you to cuddle! Im liking this stage... have to enjoy it before its no more. :/
This was after a long day at church... and then to Oma's house for dinner... When you have 7 Uncles, a few Aunts and Cousins to play with for hours.. This is what they'll do to ya! (Oma and Opa only live a minute and a half away....)
Hailey keeps showing me an old picture of herself at Halloween where I made her cry (im such a mean Mom... i know...) bc i wouldn't let her take her bow off for the picture... So she's crying hard in the picture.... She points and says, "She's kying! Uh-oh... she's kying Mommy!"
This is the picture... But doesn't her bow look so stinking cute though!??! IT BETTER! I payed 8 bucks for that thing!
And I just HAD to post this! Drew, Hailey, and I decided to match on Saturday wearing Angels stuff... aren't they cute. :] Well.. when we were at Target finding some b-day and wedding gifts for parties that night we ran into Andrew's old coach! Ironic... and it just made Andrews day... NOT! This coach played Drew all year and decided to sit him for the first 3 innings of their last game that just so happen to be the championship game and against a team that they smashed on earlier in the season... bc of Andrew's hits off the pitcher... he made a few awesome hits against this pitcher earlier in the season... so Drew has never let anyone forget how their team could have won the championship game (which would've been the first championship the team had ever won...ever) if the stupid coach wouldn't have sat him the first few innings!!!!!! How irritating huh!?!? Anyways.. this pictures cute. :]
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